Kamus GA03LZZ

beware of bad words.

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1) Your name?
bs [cz i kno syania wont exist]

bull shit, duh

"dude, that's a bunch of b.s."

lol i am so ashamed of myself.

2) Age?
16
it has too many bad words so i wont post it.

3) Two of your friends?
Carisa:

Awesome, kick ass friend who is beautiful and loved to death by me, and to whom we all know you're jealous of.

"She's almost as awesome as Carisa."

obviously! :D bt im nt jealous of anyone. XD

Hamzah:

a cool guy. with style looks and a great personality!
confident about his sexuality.
and does reli give a f**k about what people say to him.
to him friends arent friends there family

sam "yo! you are such a Hamzah!!!"

omg tht is so true. bt nt th style luks part. XD HAHAHHA
OMG U SHUD ALSO SEE TH OTHER DEFINITION THEY HAD:

A Typically sad Pakistani man. Cheap, poor tries to act hard but cries evry night. Cant get a girlfriend or wife as he is so tight and sad. 'Hamzahs' are mostly pakistani gays. Jealous of white men and anyone with money, a brain or a life.
Or a sad and retarded bomber - such as Abu Hamzah.
Many people call Hamzahs "treds, sad Pakis or Alis"
"Yes, I've seen that idiot with no mates. What a Hamzah."

tht is so mean. o___O;;

4)What should you be doing?
sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

"GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping."
"Those were sleeping noises grandma."

ok tht ws sick. THEY APPROVE VULGAR ONES [well its calld urban dictionary]

5) Favourite colour?
blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

"The sky is blue."

NOW THTS WT IM TALKIN ABT. 8D

6) Birthplace?
indonesia

a country consists of many islands, many races, many religions, many believes, and many languages

"it may not be enough two week to visit all interesting places in Indonesia"

wee my country gtu

7) Month of your Birthday?
june

1. The sixth month.
2. In Japan, an early publication featuring male/male stories in the tanbi style. People used to refer to the category of male/male relationships targeted at the female audience as June, but since that was a trade name for a magazine, that meaning of the term has fallen into disuse. The category has evolved and changed so much and the types of stories so varied that the entire category is now called BL by the industry and most fans. In some places, including Comiket, original stories are still called 'sousaku (original) June'.

1. My birthday is in June.
2. June is a thing of the past...

wtf is th 2nd one.

8) Last person you talked to?
my little sister

Girls who hang around a fraternity in hopes of finding a boyfriend/husband. Usually they find neither but end up geting f**ked by numeroius members of the fraternity.

"I hope this semester we get some new little sisters!"

LOL WTH

9) Nickname(of friend above)?
ochi [ocha dsnt exist]

A small child that some how always gets his or her revenge. They attack when cornered with a force that is un-natural for there body size.

"the ochi was corned in the room he then attacked us all and left us with brused shins."

HAHHA THT MATCHES SO WELL XDXDD KO BSA YA

10) Favourite Animal?
cat

The definitive pet.
Cleans self. Knows how to catch it's food.
Probably gave humans the idea for a "vaccum." Is intelligent and curious.
Likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. That's cool though.

They are usually quiet and know where to use the bathroom, unlike dogs.

LOL.

11) Last name?
tifani

Someone who loves to beat up/taunt emo kids.

"Would you leave the emo alone? Gosh, you're such a Tifani."

AHAHAHAHAHAA BT SMETIMES I AM EMO.. SO I BEAT MYSELF UP? XD

12) Name a person of the opposite sex?
umar [ther ws no fajar! tht sucks.]

1.an slang term for a person who cons your money,it originates from a lanky boy with a glass eye who used to steal peoples money.
2.also can be used as another word for backshot as on his holdays he did a girl up her arse.

1.oh no i've been umared :(
2.oooh yes i umared that girl last night, umar will be proud of me :).

EW TH 2ND ONE WS SICK.

OMG LUK A TH 2ND DEFINITION IT GAVE:

A Pimp Pakistani Playa with impeccable looks, sharp wits, and unbelievable physique...Also, one with a p**** of such size that it would make a black man cry "oh lordy." Can also box extremely well, and will make Asif cry in the Turkey Spectacular....

"I wish I was like Umar, since he is so handsome,smart,beautiful, and kicks my butt in everything from video games to math tests."

AAHAHAHA ITS MUCH MORE TRUE except th pen15 part cz idk.. *stares* N Y PAKISTANI

13) Last person that texted you?
farah

1. the act of seeming naive or innocent but doing a 180 in a split-second and slappin' dat white boi ass of yours anyway.
- Very similar to the usage of the term "jew him down!"

"She seemed nice, but when I made a pass at her, she went Farah on me!"

LOL WTH XD

14) Favourite Food?
kfc

The PeTA said that the main ingredient in KFC chicken is cruelty. Cruelty must taste goddamn good.

"I've never had better-tasting cruelty before."

wt a righteous statement *nt definition. PeTA is People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. XD

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lol excuse th random ntry, i had nothin better t do n i found this from someone's facebook so yeaaaaaaaa, i dcided t do it. bsides, i ws itchin t post a blog ntry bt idk wt abt, bsides th fact tht i went on 2 major shopping sprees yesterday altho i ddnt buy anything tday, n yesterday i bot 1 pants n 2 sweaters. bt who needs t type an ntry abt THT? so yea.

p.s. type iwan in tht website n see th 2nd definition